Yeah, I’m fairly certain that God didn’t intend for man to be out in this weather. Or else he would’ve given us fur…or feathers…or something, right?So, staying home in bed is probably the most “Godly” thing to do! (Think that will work on the boss?):-)
Seriously?
These Words of Mine 
A-stinkin’-MEN! It’s too cold!
Yeah, I’m fairly certain that God didn’t intend for man to be out in this weather. Or else he would’ve given us fur…or feathers…or something, right?So, staying home in bed is probably the most “Godly” thing to do! (Think that will work on the boss?):-)
Well, some of us do have fur…right Tim?
I don’t know … let’s see.Tim, I’m going home.
That’s just wrong, Krissy…wrong!And, I should point out that I have a lot less fur on top of my head than I used to!