Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

That’s what my name would be if Sarah Palin were my mom.

I got it from the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.

I knew I liked Sarah Palin the moment I read that she named her daughter Piper. She and I are bonded that way. I’ve loved that name ever since high school, where I went to school with a girl named Piper Foster. I’ve always wanted to name my daughter Piper. When I tell people that, I usually get a weird look. Or they move a few feet away. But now I don’t feel so weird. Especially when I see what she named her other children. (Track, Trig, Bristol, and Willow.)

So what would she have named you?

h/t: Vince