That’s what my name would be if Sarah Palin were my mom.
I got it from the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
I knew I liked Sarah Palin the moment I read that she named her daughter Piper. She and I are bonded that way. I’ve loved that name ever since high school, where I went to school with a girl named Piper Foster. I’ve always wanted to name my daughter Piper. When I tell people that, I usually get a weird look. Or they move a few feet away. But now I don’t feel so weird. Especially when I see what she named her other children. (Track, Trig, Bristol, and Willow.)
So what would she have named you?
I’m Rock Crane Palin. Or if I go with my maiden name, I’m Rock Crane Tarp Lazer. That’s it. This has decided it. I’m voting for McCain.
I’m Rink Rebate Palin. I never have to pay when I go rollerskatin’
I’m Trowel Ogre Palin. I think it fits, don’t you?
Yeah, if Trowel means hot and Ogre means awesome.
Mullet Troll Palin.
Crank Widow Palin, this is to funny. Armin