Today instead of reading my blog, you should read my friend Amber’s post. It’s stinking hilarious.
And it’s true. That horse is CREEPY.
That’s all. Goodbye.
Actually wait. One more thing. Congratulations to John Mayer on his Grammy win. And even more props to him for this.
These Words of Mine 
Dude, you have lots of friends. I got more hits today than when I posted those nude pics of… [Enter completely inappropriate phrase here.]